DISQUS

DDSi · 6 months ago

The one that wrote this article is really a very limited person.

TomJones · 6 months ago

Well, question 9. North and south pole, it does get dark, but not black dark for half a year. Light enough for reading.

deno · 6 months ago

Question 11 is actually quite valid. In the first stages of fetus development, both girls and boys have the same organ that later becomes penis for boys and clitoris for girls. So essentially, a women's clitoris is a tiny penis that hasn't grown.

11points · 6 months ago

That may be true... but I think you're meeting the person typing the question WAY more than halfway there.

deno · 6 months ago

Here's the wiki link if you wan't more info:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genital_tubercle

bradleyf81 · 6 months ago

I've seen much, much worse (better? funnier?), but they probably weren't legitimate questions, and I can't remember them off the top of my head. There's a website that snags them and posts them from time to time, along with other crazy stuff from the internet. Most of what they post is good for some lolz. It's called http://theinternetisterrible.com, but please keep in mind that a lot of it is NSFW.

bradleyf81 · 6 months ago

By the way, nice site you have here. I think I'll dig through it a bit. ^_^

Mini · 6 months ago

LOL @ Vampire Baby

beejles · 5 months ago

I'm really glad you made this particular list. The vampire baby question made me laugh so hard it hurt. I truly don't understand how people can be so stupid. It's sad.

vrakodar · 5 months ago

One more > http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=200...

Omega9 · 5 months ago

Boy, narrowing it down to the 11 dumbest must have been extremely difficult.

Horde · 5 months ago

Haha, wow.

jade · 5 months ago

found this gem that i thought i'd share:

Is my son going to be gay? Is my boyfriend gay for doing this? (HELP)?

i am pregnant with a baby boy, i was having sex the other nite and i think my boyfriends penis went into the baby :( does that make him gay? or is it sraight becus he was ******* me ???? i dont want my son to become gay due to this incident plz help i need answers.


i.... i THINK my favorite part is the edited profanity. but i can't be sure.

brokenwh · 5 months ago

I'll always love "How is babby formed?"

Whittier · 5 months ago

You might like this one:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ar...

The baby names LJ group I'm in had a field day with this. And I love the commenters who rightfully crucify this ignorant girl.

Whittier · 5 months ago

Then there's this one, made famous on Fail Blog:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ar...

What's worse, there are others on there very similar.

comedyblog · 5 months ago

Theres always this one.

http://imgur.com/mCUfG.jpg

Not necessarily "stupid", but I love people that look to others for wit.

11points · 5 months ago

Ha! That's awesome.

Dan Gilles · 5 months ago

Very funny article. One of the responses to #4, by "Trevor h", is worth mentioning:

"Great Question! It's one of those coincidences - like what was the chance of Jesus being born on 25 December. Wow"

siggi · 5 months ago

#9 - There are of course places in the world, during the summer, that are not dark during the night - so the question isn't really that stupid.

anon · 5 months ago

the person who asked the masturbation comment was female...or a troll

el3000 · 5 months ago

i have never laughed more in my whole life, thanks.

colbol · 5 months ago

My favourite Yahoo Answers-esque site is www.blurtit.com

Possibly with a higher concentration of stupid than Yahoo Answers itself.

Most people don't elaborate on their questions so they just don't make any sense at all-
'How do you ship a pie?'
or
'How Creates Dependency?'

bookfairy · 4 months ago

Saw this on tv a couple weeks ago, but I can't find the orginal: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ag...

Kasie Hilburn · 4 months ago

Deno....actually you have it the other way around. We all start with vaginas. Then men drop. some men drop better than others :-)

galletje · 4 months ago

actually, it's the other way around.
We all start with penisses, but when you have female genes, it doesn't develop to the full
(the clitoris is actually a tiny penis)

Sebastian · 4 months ago

No, its right the first time. Galletje, you're an ass clown.

--- · 3 months ago

Um, galletje, Kasie is right on that one. It's the Y chromosome that holds the sry gene that triggers and has the ovaries drop to form the balls/scrotum. And I don't want to go into any more detail.

arman erfanfar · 3 months ago

there was an episode of House that explained this really well. i forget which one.

nhiyky12 · 4 months ago

can people who have a vagina and a penis get themselves prego???

Me · 4 months ago

sounds like a trannie was tryna get over on #11, poor kid. I think his "valid reason" was some dude dressed like a chick wanted #11 to buttfuck him. "I swear, Gomer, that's where a woman's vagina is!"

Derevolutionary · 4 months ago

Is it wrong that these questions make me sad? I mean, I know we don't have a grandiose education system but come on, really? You think your soon to be child is drinking your girlfriend's blood? It scares me that there are people who honestly think this way in the United States, though I guess I shouldn't be suprised...

talonw · 2 months ago

You are SOOOO correct!

brokencapslock · 2 months ago

Ouch. A "grandiose" education system? Friend, you have, in that one word, undermined your own ability to criticize the thought processes of others. Go look up that word and then write me an essay that explains why it is used improperly in your comment.

Go on, shoo!

Rikki D · 1 month ago

I don't know if I would be so quick to insult. Derevolutionary was not incorrect to assume "grandiose" to suggest impressiveness, but it does more commonly imply exaggeration to the point of absurdity. Therefore, don't put him/her down for trying. It is far better than spelling your own state with an extra vowel.

yourfag · 3 months ago

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO EMBARASSING

yourfag · 3 months ago

who would even waste their time answering these questions when you can spend it laughing at them!

TheWriter518 · 3 months ago

Hmm...Its a little bit sad when questions like these pop up, isn't it? Might as well ask how the little voice in you're phone knows exactly what to say in reply after you speak....Idiots.

Steven Lee Lewis · 3 months ago

She gave me tha grin, I showed tha frown
and with a bare hug picked me off tha ground
Squeezion me tight, atttempted to bug me
Grabbed me by tha rear, said [Love me, hug me!]
I was hell, victim of a scandal
coz this girl's too much for E to handle
Broke tha bee's grip, started to run
Back to tha crib, grabbed tha elephant gun
She's grubbin, thighs rubbin in a hot pursuit
I loaded up tha gun bout ready to shoot
She kept on comin because of addiction
Legs on fire because of friction
My gun broke, now I was doomed
Dropped tha double barrel, grabbed tha harpoon
As I swung, tha fat girl fell
Lyin on tha ave just like a beach whale
That's tha story, it's quite ill
and all fat girls y'all besta chill
All overweight freaks stay off my block
Cause it's eerie to have a fat girl on your jock

cynnerforqueen · 3 days ago

Actually if you were a child of the 80's you would have the words right. The song is Fat Girl by NWA. Now go look up the really words and try typing them again.

Cyn · 3 days ago

Actually if you were a child of the 80's you would have the words right. The song is Fat Girl by NWA. Now go look up the really words and try typing them again.

Name · 2 months ago

I think the "georegia" comment was about when Russia invaded the country of Georgia. He thought he meant the state in the US.

Rikki D · 1 month ago

ummm.... DUH. That's why it is on here. I think your comment closely ranks up there with the original post.

olivia35 · 2 months ago

OH MY GOD! MY QUESTION IS ON THERE! BAHHH!!

It was the "I smoked way too much weed" one. It wasn't fake. I haven't touched the stuff since. I'm mortified.

I didn't realize it was that interesting, though. I mean, not on the same level of life-changing as someone who thinks the state of Georgia is next to Russia.

Anrkist · 2 months ago

It's interesting in how stupid it was. Hope you got the joke.

olivia35 · 2 months ago

I got the joke, even though my self-esteem is at -150,000 now haha.

Eh? · 1 month ago

The mirror one was funny, but wasn't lawl-worthy due to the amount of soul-crushing stupid.
The cat-fur one... was funny for the stupid. Not quite sure whether it's made me lose faith in humanity yet, but that's likely overshadowed by the mirror.

At least... you know your job's secure when the next generation can barely type in English, but can manage a hundred words a minute on a cellular.
Unless the bosses are of this new illiterate and idiot generation, in which case humanity is pretty much screwed.

Courtknee00 · 2 weeks ago

This comes up a lot when I press the random button and the baby drinking the blood one gets me every singel time...thanks for introducing it into my life.